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Exe in a bottle

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This is were WINE comes handy /s
- Virus running in wine: "WTF is this place. It's familiar, but it's all wrong!"
- WannaCry: Platinium
  https://appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=application&iId=18249
  
  WannaCry is believed to use the EternalBlue exploit, which was developed by the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA)to attack computers running Microsoft Windows operating systems.
  Hehe
  
  now im really tempted to try it, we have a decryptor now dont we?
  inb4 decryptor: borked
  
  What works
  Encryption - Yes
  GUI - Yes
  What does not
  SMB & Network replication does not always work, may require SMB network patch.
  See: Misc Things to configure (Samba Shares)
  Some Font rendering issues.
  What was not tested
  Decryption
  Ransom Payment
  Uh oh. And giving it "platinum" even though some stuff doesn't work and basic features weren't tested is bullshit. I demand a retraction!
  
  I'm not clicking that link
  
  Why? You don't wanna know how well WannaCry runs via Wine? The site is perfectly harmless.
  
  Sounds like something someone trying to put WannaCry on my computer would say...
  
  But you do know what wine and winehq is, right?
  
  You'll never know.
  
  Looks like you're not one of the lucky ten thousand today.
  
  It's just an entry in Wine's AppDB, where they keep track of how well apps run on wine. Like ProtonDB, but for general applications.
  
  Whole bunch of people trying to get me to click this sus link...
  You're never gonna do it.
  I cast Millennial Paranoia, BOOMERS.
  GO BACK TO YOUR CHAIN EMAILS
  
  Gwan.
  
  It's just to WineHQ's AppDb, it just describes how well stuff works with Wine. It's similar to the newer ProtonDB. Someone tested the WannaCry/WannaCrypt malware with Wine for the hell of it.

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