2d ago

TSA now offers you a choice

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That radiation isn't going to harm you, let's not get on that dumb train.
- It's still degrading. Stand on this platform for no reason other than fucking spread your legs and raise your hands like the worthless criminal you are while we x-ray and photograph you, asshole.
  
  You made a mistake at the end there, it should be "photograph your asshole"
  
  They made me stand there for a second and hold my hands out, it was the worst experience of my life. I don't even feel human anymore. I finally know how the Uighur people must feel.
  
  So we are just going to ignore the fact that there is literally no way to see if a person is trying to sneak something to the plane without x-ray or inspection?
  Just for the record, we are removing our shoes during the inspection because of the Richard Reid incident.
  We are removing laptop from the baggage because some people tried (and even succeed) to sneak the explosive devices in them.
  We are being x-raed because of hundreds of people tried to sneak different things and substances in their internals.
  So yes, I believe that every person MUST be treated as a criminal in Airport, because one person is enought to take hundreds of lives.
  
  Just a regular old metal detector is all that’s required. It’s 1980s tech which doesn’t require a 9-11 era bs jobs program to go with it.
  
  I vote that TSA just stands outside your house and puts you through that every day you choose to go outside. The rest of the world would be a safer place.
  
  I think they should come inside for a surprise inspection, just to keep you on your toes.
  
  Bedtime patrol will check up on you…to make sure you haven’t been moistening yourselves with any unauthorized substances.
  
  All bottles lager than 100ml will be confiscated.

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