Yeah I wish I had a texting buddy that I could talk to about something
Maybe don't be a robocaller?
Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
My duuuude, how's it goin?
Been up to any shennanigans?
Sup my broski! All I do is shenanigans! Ordered two nachos and one bean burrito at Taco Bell instead of the other way around 😂 how's it going!!
That story also implies weed consumption, doesn't it?