Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

www.thebeaverton.com Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".

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Trump: “Sorry, babe, this never happens.”
Stormy Daniels: “It happens a lot.”

perfect headline
- The whole article is full of delicious innuendo.

Hegseth seen nodding in agreement

At press time, President Trump was searching for a way to revive his flaccid tariffs, and was considering borrowing some of Elon Musk’s ketamine.
LOL ICWUDT GG

first up and soft, then back down sooner than expected

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