What you doin’

Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.

And no, no second dinner.

I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.

I'm biting a dude's neck.

Die

Dying -- with style.

Guess I'm lunch🤷‍♀️

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.

nah, I'd win

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

Jazz hands.

Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.

Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦‍♂️

Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.

The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.

Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries

Accept my fate

Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?

Biting down harder

Rawr! 🐯

Biting harder.

Spray bottle

i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time

XP

How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?

Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”