Anon begs for a handy

https://youtu.be/tpCHppNUCPk Expertly voiced by Gianni Matragrano version

Can you just imagine that, going through life thinking that everything's normal, only at the moment of your death to start seeing stock photo branding logos appear around you, all angled towards the last person you see.

Why can anon get a mobile phone only when they are married???