Captain on the Bridge!
Captain on the Bridge!
Captain on the Bridge!
Where did you find a picture of me?! And a recording to transcribe?!?!
Someone called?
He's not a captain. Where are his pips? Where!?
I'm starting to suspect that's not even a standard issue uniform. Methinks this guy is an imposter, a fraud, a phony even.
Reporting for duty
Captain Berry Crunch, USS Biggs
Okay, I see several things wrong with this. Allow me to list them out in excruciating detail…
No a meme is something people would share, so this isn't a meme.
scoffs amusedly*
I'm sorry but...where's his pips?