How to solve the #Greenland problem

I'd really like someone to ask Trump why he won't annex Russia. It has more land than Greenland, and has more natural resources. If he did, he could stop the war with Ukraine overnight.

We should discuss with China splitting the Greenland.

I like this, but with a population of 60,000 it's gonna be a tough fight. Maybe US could give military support in exchange for oil or smth.

The Orange Toddler & his Cronies won't even know the difference ( image stolen from Pitmaster).

Gaslighting that idiot into thinking Greenland has nukes might be a viable approach...