How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide
How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide
medium.com
How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide
19 comments
-
I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.
And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.
Poetry.
-
For me it was
— I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —
Just perfect. No notes.
-
-
How to become a hacker
Average Linux user: Hack the white house
Your mom: Install pi-hole
-
Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn't these days.
-
Thanks! I borrowed the open source katana bit from unix surrealism
-
-
Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don't actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.
-
I want to see a live action of this.
-
Have you seen Blackhat from Micheal Maan. (I’m no hacker/programmer/or whatever techie)
-
Yeah I did. Honestly, it's not worth your time.
-
-
-
I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!
-
I love it.
-
These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can't help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.
-
A beautiful read. I’ll keep checking my certificate resolutions.
-
So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too
-
I don't get what the others are talking about, there is nothing after this, even through scribe or on an archive.org snapshot made recently
Taking him down would put the fear into the rest and, hopefully, get some intel on the other keyholders through the IRC backchannels.
-
You probably have an extension which removes the "Friend link" query param from the URL
-
19 comments