Straight guys: if the price was good, would you suck cock?
Straight guys: if the price was good, would you suck cock?
Do you have a price point as to how much you would cost? (Not looking for hookups BTW)
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No.
I find men repulsive. In a "how could anyone be attracted to one" kind of way.
I don't understand what women see in men. I don't know what women see in me, for that matter.
The whole man thing is just "ugh".
I'm a fairly heteronormative white dude, and very comfortable with who and what I am, but I do feel as if maybe I'd be happier in some kind of lesbian coven.
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If the price is right I would even hawk tua that thing. But the price would need to be good, you know. Like $10 or something.
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I'm gonna go with 'it depends.' Do I get any assurances? Do I get control? I might want hazard pay under some circumstances, but if terms are good, the price would be more possible.
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it's not about the cock. it's the men I find disgusting. if my wife had a cock I wouldn't really care, I have one myself and I have fun with it who cares.
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Depends on the price and the cock, tbh.
I'd suck Isaiah Maxwell beautiful shlong for less money than some random ugly chode, for instance.
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No. I mean, I could name a price, but it'd be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn't scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can't work in sales.
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I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks...
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Yes I would.
At $5 for a large one, Costco has the best roasted cocks.
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To save me from homelessness and dying on a cold rainy night in a gutter... probably... if you're not a dick about it
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what about on someone like this?
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Sure!
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Ehhhh, my price is unreasonably high.
Any small amounts would fuck up my flow too much to be worth it. By small I mean in the thousands. Even hundreds of thousands would cause more trouble than it would fix because I can't just launder money easily. I'm not set up for it. Which means it would ruin my disability related services and cost more in the long run than I'd get.
Anything small enough to not cause trouble in that regard, isn't worth sucking a dick for. I've had offers to get sucked, or to suck, some really damn good looking guys over the years. Zero interest on my part.
So it would take the kind of money that would make it possible for me to not give a fuck about medical costs or income for the rest of my life.
By my best estimate, based on medical costs and monthly bills, I'd need close to ten million to feel safe for the next twenty years.
So, that's my price, ten million. Since nobody in their right mind is going to pay that to some hairy middle aged dude that's also going to insist on a full std screening and the right to bathe said dick until I'm satisfied with any smell, even the crazies aren't likely to be on board.
Hell, I'm fairly confident I could suck a dick well, but a ten million dollar blow job? Nah, nobody is doing that.
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I'd give it a try for free, on the right person.
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There is no price, because it would be cheating on my fiancée
She's more important to me than anything in this world
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It should be very easy to find a better price/performance bj than paying me.
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Idk what the price is, but yeah
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If you’re prepared to change your sexuality for money then your sexuality was a scam in the first place.
No amount of money in the world would make me put my own nob in my mouth - let alone someone else’s.
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Or maybe sexuality isn't the unshakable sacred pillar you think it is? You can be 100% straight and decide you just want to go suck some dicks just to see what the experience is like; you'll still be straight.
Sexuality isn't religion; we don't have to be needlessly dogmatic about it.
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There's a big difference between what you love (and would do for free), and what you'd agree to do for money (for an amount to be negotiated, under working conditions to be negotiated). That's the idea of salaried work, basically.
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Yes… I wouldn’t become an executioner, regardless of any payment amount, because it is fundamentally incompatible with my own sense of what is right - for me.
I’m more than capable of executing anyone - but I’d not be able to be the same person after it; I’d imagine. It’s horses for courses at the end of the day. I’m prepared to only do so much to earn that dollar. Sucking dick certainly ain’t on that list.
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Idk entirely on that, I hate olives but I'd eat one for fifty bucks. It doesn't mean I like olives afterwards.
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I dig your olive hate completely. It’s seems entirely irrational but as a fellow sufferer I understand. They look ok. Go with types of food I enjoy. Fuck my life I even cook with the oil. I should like them - but I don’t.
Appreciably more than $50 might make me cross that boundary. I don’t think I’d be too seriously mentally scarred for life.
But popping some guy’s throbbing member into my mouth and going to work on it until he cums? Nah.
It would either break me and ruin sex for the rest of my life - or, yeah yeah, possibly turn me into an unstoppable smasher of twinks, or a cottager extreme etc.
Nothing against it personally, it just seems so far away from it being my cup of tea. I don’t think I could ever recover mentally.
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Idk, I wouldn't see it as changing my sexuality I would see it more like that show fear factor. I'm dealing with something I consider really disgusting to have... Idk how much. I guess a million? Lol I'd want enough to be able to live off the interest.
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That’s fair enough - people can see things differently; the whole rich tapestry of humanity and all that…
To me though this question reads a lot like: Atheists, how much money would it take for you to believe in a god? or: Normal well adjusted people how much money would it take for you to hate someone based purely on their choice of a same sex partner, or skin colour etc?
Best of luck finding that million euro blowjob - and I also hope you’d find something new and liberating about yourself in that process.
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