To be fair his dad abandoned him with his mother and then set him up to die for basically no reason. Kinda an asshole.
32 7 ReplyNot even an 'hang in there buddy'.
18 0 ReplyNailed it
19 0 ReplyDad turned his phone off for an afternoon after he got woken up by an essay length text message sent in the middle of the night before
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You mean he abandoned himself, or is it themselves?
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Oh yeah his family is loaded, I heard they named a chapel after him
15 0 ReplyIt's worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but 'how do ya do fellow plebs?'. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.
16 1 ReplyAlso: ghost
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"pretends to be poor" == "not into conspicuous consumption"
13 1 ReplyJudging by the glasses, this is a 2012 meme judging hipsters for inconspicuous consumption.
5 0 ReplyI mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…
3 0 ReplyI rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.
Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.
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Well in that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
8 0 ReplyStarted from the bottom now we here
3 0 ReplyCarpenters were pretty rich back then
2 0 ReplyYour’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?
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