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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦 @ttrpg.network

2w ago

Haiku for you...

    
Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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I'm coming to help.
Where can I find you my friend?
Oh no, they see me...
- Hold it right there mate.
  You will have to come with me.
  You are in trouble
  
  No, I've done nothing!
  I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?
  No hablo ingles.

This is kinda of stupid
why would you write haikus to free
a person trapped in here?
Edit is my haiku so bad 😞 added "of"
- There’s an old saying
  About what to do in Rome…
  When you are in it
- Talk about stupid,
  You wrote a haiku that has
  Extra syllables.
  Stupid is too strong.
  I feel bad for using it,
  But it fits the scheme.
- Hey man I just thought
  I'd let you know that haikus
  Are five-seven-five
  
  I thought i had it
  But now you say i do not
  This is deceptive

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