“Arrest Putin”
“Arrest Putin”
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Alternative Peace Plan:
- Turn all Russian soil into cheese
- Make Putin lactose intolerant
- Put together a team of highly-trained and very hungry mouse girls
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I want to train the mouse girls to eat cheese (not weird)
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Make it claymation and you have Wallace and grommet
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I think they still have the comically large spoon for the mouse girls to eat Russia with if they capture it.
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- Territories: Kuban, Belgorod and Kursk become Ukrainian-speaking regions
Even in their "Russians are the aggressors, Ukraine is just an innocent smol bean" wish-list screed they just have to blurt out their ambitions of ethnic cleansing
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Turns out the claims of "Russia is committing genocide" were projection all along (but anyone paying attention to Ukraine shelling Donbas before the war already knew that)
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Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately
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Still remember seeing that for the first time
HoI4 brain is certainly a thing
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You worthless libs couldn't even arrest Trump last year so I'm sure you got this
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I am perfectly willing to try and start World War 3 over a country that wants to be an Eastern European Israel -
We're going to impeach him for the 10th time this year sweetie.
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Libs hate pointing out how little they did to prevent the 2nd trump term
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If I was losing a war against Russia, I would simply be winning.
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Don't siege Leningrad, just take it
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Literal call for genocide in there with the "become Ukrainian speaking regions" holy shit these people are fucking animals
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Just arrest Putin. I don’t get why this isn’t done.
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Wait. Did anyone even call 911?
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Classic bystander effect.
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I think Bin Laden did
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The cops have all gone soft and woke.
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My alternative peace plan is stop using the dumbest fucking AI images. This is not worth killing a tree for
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I mean imagine having to use your own brain to picture something as odd and unimaginable as Putin in a prison suit
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At least give him a Bane mask
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Stick figures are both more creative and funnier than AI photos
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This has tagline potential
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I sometimes wish I lived in the world these libs live in. Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable and easily stopped, and our helpful media tells us what to think and never has ulterior motives, where simply demanding something hard enough makes it magically come true.
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Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable
We've got that one, at least.
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just like the movies!
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Dude is softballing should be asking for a unicorn.
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denazification of russia, brought to you by azov battalion and gunther fehlinger
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Hillary's strategy to defeat Isis:
✓Defeat Isis in Syria & Iraq
✓Disrupt & dismantle terrorist infrastructure
✓Harden our defenses
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Ahahahahahahaha
Good fuckin' luck
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Yeah? You and what army is gonna make that happen?
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I was thinking we just send the cops to the Kremlin with a warrant
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Giving a regional industrial power a massive reparations bill as a symbolic dick waving exercise has historically gone really well for international stability.
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it was fine when germany did it to france though. IIRC the french just ended up paying it.
also, germany was in the process of getting away with not paying most of the reparations that were in the versailles treaty.
so no, reparations being high was not the reason for germany going full nazi.
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It was just one excuse among many fascists always invent to feel oppressed, they have to invent them because there's nothing there but their own boot
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" dont siege leningrad - take it immidiatly "
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Smort
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Crazy how even the elephant man decided to show up for Putlers trial
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a manchild's take on geopolitics
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Orly? Russia also will have to give a pony to every Ukrainian.
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