Tryna catch me ruling dirty
That’s clearly nigiri, there is rice.
Sometimes you must sacrifice a bit of accuracy on the altar of hilarity.
Just like you sacrificed humor in favor of accuracy, except making people enjoy their lives MORE, not less.
I feel like most successful jokes have a much better ratio of accuracy to hilarity. This one sacrifices accuracy for an incredibly lame pun that wouldn't have been funny if it were accurate.
That pun requires more tiki torches and a bit of inbreeding
I have one of those.
And if you’re rolling sashimi and rice, that’s sushi.