DHS will buy plane tickets for some people who want to "self-deport" and give them $1,000 once they depart. DHS lies & says people can come back legally.
DHS Announces Historic Travel Assistance and Stipend for Voluntary Self-Deportation | Homeland Security
See, this is what the Nazis did wrong.
Hitler's regime just lacked the fresh ideas and creativity that America gives to fascism. In America you are given the freedom to shoot yourself in the head, this is something that you couldn't have dreamed of in Nazi Germany.
the Nazis did the “self-deport” bit too for a few years with the Haavara agreement.
bull. fucking. shit. they're detaining people literally trying to leave, with valid paperwork. surrendering yourself to them even with an intention to leave does not mean they're going to let you or release you where they should
Cross the border, get $1000 and travel expenses.
Yeah, surely this will result in fewer people coming into your country.
Now let me tell you about my idea for getting rid of cobras
The cruelty is the point. Even if people did this just to try to send $1000 back to their families, they're probably going to El Salvador for the rest of their lives, assuming the outright murder hasn't started yet
I'll take 1k to get deported to someplace. You think china would take me in despite my lack of language skills or any real claim to a legitimate reason to be in china?
My plan is to move to China and become an English coach for their movie industry so their scenes of Douglas MacArthur will sound more authentic
Personally I want to be the Yemoni Park of China where I get paid to make shit up about the US, except I won't have to make anything up.
lmao
i doubt anyone is getting this money. plane tickets maybe.
All the planes will get redirected to El Salvidor.
Thanks DHS, I'll keep that in mind if I ever want a one-way trip to a shallow grave among the trees
Is this offer open to citizens cuz like... id consider it.
No we get the red scare special, a cig and a trip behind the farm up country at best lol