Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer

Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.

Claims to be pro-state
- Aggresively pro state even

I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000
- I really don't like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.
  You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.
  
  Just use the same "inflation" math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you'll find you're owed just shy of $10.8 million.

As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.
As I read this, I'm indifferent to his suffering.
- we're going to do all these things if you vote for us!
  oh sorry that's too hard/we don't care, good luck!
  
  To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:
  we're not going to do shit if you vote for us!
  actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we're going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it's your fault either way! but we won't do anything to stop it, because that's too hard/we don't care, ~~good luck~~ fuck you!"

Oh.
So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now
He's gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he's blazed
- Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their "he was fucked up the whole time" books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.
  
  Fuck them ghouls
  Should have been leaking this shit day one
  
  They’ll have another chance in 5-10 years.

the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying
- This would kill in Cards Against Humanity
- a couple years
  Come on now, it was way longer than that.

Best of luck to the cancer! Hope it makes it.
- Pouring one out for all the tumors that were no longer able to grow and flourish after killing their host ghoul

I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?
- He's testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he's a hero
- Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?

I hope it hurts
- Sounds utterly agonising. Love that for him.
- It's really painful, unfortunely I think Biden is going to get the best drugs against cancer to alleviate the pain.
  
  Might as well just juice him up. It's not like he'll be coherent either way

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?
- Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole

But why would Hamas do this?
- They're called Hamass because they tunnel into your ass to cancerfy your prostate.
  
  Prostate cancer is kkhhhaaamass

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer
It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”
Manageable with hormone treatment. They're putting Biden on T-blockers.
THEY'RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!

So you're saying he is in top form to make a 2028 presidential run?
- He can still win if you vote for him!
  
  That's why I wrote in Joe Biden in a swing state in 2024.
  The swing state of New South Wales. Local election.
- He's announced his new VP pick will be Gerry Connolly.
- As a dry form of undead, Biden's rate of decay should theoretically be much slower than moist types like Trump, but the sheer amount of formaldehyde from regular McDonalds infusions might be more than making up the difference

So this is what a thread not heavily censored about the issue looks like, people should move away from lemmy world
- Also Reddit's not much better lmao
  
  Reddit is deleting or locking down the threads. You HAVE TO be sad or else!

May he survive as long as possible and suffer as much as possible
- he's been talking about how he regrets dropping out. if he makes it to 2028 somehow i'm voting for him.

Should have have for the cancer moon shot than aggressively persuing genocide.
to

cancer.

Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.

Karma for killing and displacing over a million people. Hope it hurts!

Approx 60 years too late

Hamas has invaded his prostate and is using it as a forward base -- israel will have no choice but to use a tactical carpet bombing against Genocide Joe's asshole.

Critical support to prostate cancer

Promise made.
Promise broken.

Prostate Cancer Has A Right To Exist. Biden’s Tumor Has A Right To Defend Itself.
Biden’s malignant metastatic tumor must be given everything it needs to defend itself from unprovoked attacks by radical oncologists.
Another banger from Caitlin Johnstone
https://caitlinjohnstone.com.au/2025/05/19/prostate-cancer-has-a-right-to-exist-bidens-tumor-has-a-right-to-defend-itself/

I am not indifferent to Joe Biden's suffering. Losing his son, losing the election, losing the trust of the American people, losing his mind and soon losing his life to prostate cancer; this would be devastating for most people.
But devastating is not enough.
Joe Biden should suffer MORE. Please pile it on further.
- We should celebrate his death while he is still on earth
- Joe's pain is necessary and meaningful.
- Maybe major will bite some fingies off

There's no way in hell they missed it for this long considering how advanced it seems to be. He has the best healthcare in the world and they had a lot of interest in keeping him propped up which means they had to keep him as healthy as they could. And even mainstream media is already acknowledging they knew about his mental decline and kept it secret for years, so they would definitely have kept this.
I guess his "gaffe" in 2022 was probably about this and not the non-melanoma skin cancer he had removed prior like his handlers claimed.
- Absolutely. They knew. We're going to hear more about this.

I hope they collect his cum in time :(
Metastasis to the bone ain't sounding good for him, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets managed until you croak from other causes?
- Bone mets are quite painful. He'll have the best to avail himself of. They might even give him the same med that I'm on for feminizing HRT, cypro lol (it's for prostate cancer it just also works as hrt)
  
  Cyproterone acetate has not been approved for any use in the US so nope!
  Yes, it is because of medical transphobia. (But interestingly, on the side of pharmaceutical companies rather than the FDA.)
- Are desiccated corpses like him even capable of generating cum?
  
  Robert De Niro had a kid recently and he's about the same age

His cornhole is popping off

tactical move
they'll be scanning his arse instead of his brain
meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it's Ass Cancer
- Assum Cancler
  
  theeeeere it is

Hope it hurts til the very end. Trump likely getting to preside over his state funeral is gonna be absolutely wild as well.
- Trump in a blue tux eulogizing off the cuff while Irish Joe gets lowered into the ground next to Beau.
  
  He was a sad man. Very sad. So many problems he created for this country and for his family. So bad, so sad. You know, it's really a shame he went out like this.
- Too bad they can't resurrect Strom Thurmond to give him his eulogy

Is it too soon to

with a double meaning

see you in hell
we have such sights to show you

Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.

Genocide Joe is suffering a fraction of what he inflicted on the Palestinians

Came back to some good news.
I hope he has visions of all the Palestinian children he helped Israel murder as he lays dying in pain.
- At time of this news 100s of people in Palestine were killed by air strikes. More outpouring for him than these people.

I hope he dies

Ideally this ghoul should spend the next 20 years in prison, but I'll take it. Without him neither the genocide in Palestine nor Trump's second term would have happened. Rot in hell.