You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

I am god of the beavers.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

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Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

Factorio. The factory must grow.

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

Grow the factory.

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

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Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

Punching trees hurts.

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

I would go bowling with my cousin.

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

Brain damage (rocket league).

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I have died of dysentery.

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

What a save!

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

BALLOONS! Get'm!

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

Everything must be Satisfactory.

Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

I gotta catch 'em all

Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

Shit.

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...

The World of Tanks.

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

Eaten by local fauna,Shot, blown up, or crushed by a titan. Just got done playing titan fall 2.

blade and sorcery VR! It's sociopath time!

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

Isekai?

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)