rickyisms rule

Worst case Ontario we can get two birds stoned at once.

Water under the fridge

it's all water under the fridge

Do you wanna get married by me?

One man's garbage is another man's doubleplusungarbage.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

"Well, No-one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of Ravioli by themselves..."

Almost sounds like a skaven

It doesn't take rocket appliances