When the edibles hit

"Van goat? Wtf are you on aboot Bubbles?!"

"It's a horn dog"

Are edibles suppose to do this? I'm very new to weed, and only use edibles cause if I put smoke anywhere near my lungs my doctor would murder me. But the edibles just make me stop caring I'm hurting and let me sleep?

If you are using CBD edibles, with 0 THC:
No, those will basically make you feel calm, relaxed, relieve mild pain and ... sorta feel like you're getting a loving hug.
If you are using edibles with THC:
Yes, you will get 'stoned', potentially extremely stoned with how highly concentrated THC edibles can be these days.
Ignore everything any stoner has ever told you about indica vs sativa. All the strains are all hybridized now, and indica vs sativa means nothing.
The actual relevant things are the concentrations of THC and CBD... and possibly also terpenes, but probably not.
https://www.webmd.com/pain-management/cbd-thc-difference
Generally speaking, an edible you can buy from a non specialist shop is only gonna have CBD, but if you go to a weed store, you can find THC edibles.
However, that varies somewhat by state. Please read the labels to see what you are injesting. If there are no labels, or they do not mention CBD levels or THC levels at all, do not buy that unless you're ok with a roullette wheel spin for the next 4 hours of your brain chemistry.
- The ones I have say they are 1:1 and can get me high, so I must think they are cbd and thc? And it is at a weed store, not a non specialist store here.
It depends on how strong they are which is mostly determined by THC and cbd content though terps play a factor. No being super stoned does not give you hallucinogenic visions like DMT so no painting trips for you(lol) though if its a strong high colors might be more vibrant
- Aww. Maybe I'll have to try them fancy vision drugs someday! Sounds neat.
- Weeeeeell...just an anecdotal reference but if you are not good with numbers and also ur weed is much, much stronger than anticipated... Well those visuals might happen. They didn't happen just for me though, as I thought that maybe this was a special sensitivity, but no...just way too much...36 h later they were gone and we were close to sober but boy this was a liiittle big fuck up, thankfully nobody was harmed.

The first time I ever had a hash oil brownie...

Yeah, my mind was blown by the revelation that 'air is a fluid, man, and we're swming in it all the time!'

Whooo boy I think I was still high when I woke up the next day, dear god.

This is more like when the salvia hits

Lead (the metal) is cheaper than edibles. Ask Vinnie.