U.S. tourism operators offer exclusive deals for Canadians to try to convince them to return

Lessee... trade sovereignty for a free bucket at the driving range. I'll pass.

Canadian here: welcome to Part 2 – Finding Out, which comes after Part 1: Fucking Around.

And it comes with the risk of being detained and interrogated by ICE and deported to El Salvadore. the opportunity to answer a quick survey for a wonderful timeshare in a Central American vacation destination!

"It's disheartening to have something completely out of my control that is causing my business to have a major downturn."

Well, Paul, no, not completely. For example you could... do it. /s

Don't come even if it's free. You don't want to be like one of these unlucky people:

"Three deaths in ICE custody in just over a month of Trump’s presidency marks the most deaths to occur in this fiscal year time period in five years"

https://www.detentionwatchnetwork.org/pressroom/releases/2025/three-deaths-ice-custody-just-over-month-trump-s-presidency-marks-most

North Korea also has a tourism office. Just saying.

Does the offer include a get-out-of-jail card?

Who the fuck would risk coming here and being thrown into a Central American torture prison?

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Why don’t they just move their business to Canada?