Our laundry drum is named after Charles Dance, because it just... dances.

Thats the perfect name. Also like your handwriting

Does the actual Charles Dance dance? And if not, why not?

I wish the laundry machine I have was that small ;_;

Also, it's not really relevant buuuuuuut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1g3cABre-Y