2w ago

Trump is creating so many jobs with this parade (This is satire)

Edit: I saw this online and assumed it was satire. After some digging, I was actually able to find the actual craigs list posting: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

I am not sure if this is a joke CL job add, or if it's a serious call for seat fillers. Replying to the CL add to see if it's legit, or bullshit.

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"Paid in cryptocurrency" there it is
So it's a volunteer gig
- Here’s your $1000 in crypto.
  Why did you only send 930? No, wait, 720. ah, I get it. It’s 1,004 now. Quick how do I convert these 845 to dollars? Let me make an account on randomExchange and send all my 428 crypto tokens there. Now complete KYC to cash out 167, entering my bank account and… success! I finally managed to get my $2.65
- Definitely not Doge or Melanias crapcoin
- That's a dumb take. Unless you sit on it, you'll sell it and get most of that value.
  
  You really think they aren't going to give a shit coin that tanks before people have a chance to sell, or some other shell game?
Guard Soldiers Deployed in Trump's LA Crackdown Aren't Getting Paid Yet
The 4,000 California National Guard soldiers who President Donald Trump surged into Los Angeles remain unpaid due to delays in issuing official activation orders, leaving compensation and benefits in limbo.
According to more than a dozen Guardsmen across four units who spoke to Military.com, none has received formal activation orders, the critical paperwork that not only authorizes their duty status, but also unlocks pay, Tricare health benefits and eligibility for Department of Veterans Affairs services. Without those orders, troops remain in a legal and administrative limbo.
This is not satire :-)
- The image I posted has NOTHING to do with the military.com article. The military.com article relates to national guard troops being dispatched to LA and not being paid. The image I posted is a call for actors to be paid stand ins/seat fillers at the trump parade.
  After some digging, I actually found the craigs list posting exists: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html
  However, no way to know if the CL posting leads to real jobs or if it's just a joke.
  However, the fact that Trump never pays his debts is not satire. That is correct.
  
  I know. It's just that unlike the satire post, which says they pay, the 'real' jobs don't get paid. Just wanted to joke around, but probably I'm mistaken or it was a dumb idea (sorry, if so).
- its 29 days orders, specifically so the govt doesnt have to pay more "monthly" stipend plus other amenities. if they were to go 30days the govt have to pay much more money to the troops.
Fight fight fight LLC, lol
- Sad part is although the ad is fake, Fight fight fight LLC is real and it's one of two entities that owns the $TRUMP meme coin.
"Paid in crypto currency"
Lol, so they can rug pull the coins before anyone actually cashes out.
Literally thought this was real for a second until I read the title lol
- I edited the title to tag it as satire. Every day brings new absurdity. We are on a memes forum, but I could totally imagine people seeing this and thinking it's real because the zone is so flooded with bullshit.
The problem of this timeline we live in is that this could totally be a real ad nowadays.
Free RED hat you say? And $1,000?
Fucking sign me up to be a pariah for the next hundred years because fuck it, we already deserve it.
Me-ica.
- It was the free fast food and soda that sealed the deal for me.
  
  Gotta get lunch some how.
Crisis actors
That craigslist listing was updated 6 hours ago, now it says
compensation: Flat Fee of $1,000, paid in cryptocurrency - Provided by FIGHT FITE FIGHT LLC
Yeah I think it's satire and they changed the name of the LLC so they're not impersonating the real grifters. (Fight Fight Fight LLC is, according to another comment, the actual name of the group behind the Trump coin.)
It’s always projection
- In this case it's satire.
  
  Maybe I’m just getting old, but it gets harder and harder to tell.
- republicans have mastered the ability of thought projection to the point it warps reality.
Had me fooled.
You ain't getting paid, any more than the "Soros shills" you think are getting paid
I feel like we might also be being trolled magats aren't out of stupid money/time yet

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