Free Elf Rule

i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

He tried to not but unfortunately it do

It makes cleanup easier.

• Jack off
• Cum in sock
• Put it back on the shelf
• Leave the department store

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

It sounds so absurd

I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

Yeah what a waste of good protein

Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

When you’re 14 yeah

If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

That's house elf culture for ya

The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

I miss that subreddit. With tags like "cum" and "no cum", what was not to like?