Skip Navigation

Elon Musk is considering taking Twitter out of Europe amid EU compliance investigation

30 comments
  • Oh yes please.

    Please do.

    • The joy of having my life improved by not being forced to use twitter... oh wait I already dont, find some real problems

  • Don't stop with Europe, Dilbert Stark! Get out of Africa, Asia, South America, Oceania, and eventually North America as well!

  • With it very quickly starting to become a cesspit, please do. Maybe then more Europeans would adopt Mastodon to get their Twitter fix.

  • How things used to work 15 years ago, in general:

    Government: "You must do the responsible thing!"
    Billionaire: "I'll just move my business to some other country."
    Government: "Noooo!"

    How things work for Elon Musk:

    Government: "You must do the responsible thing!"
    Elon: "Fine, I'll make it so that this service isn't available on your entire continent."
    Government: "..."
    Elon: "You were supposed to go 'Noooo!'"
    Govenment: "..."
    Elon: "Not having access to Twitter is a bad thing, isn't it?"
    Government: "..."
    Elon: "Guys?"
    Government: "...Just go, it's not like anyone cares about the damn thing."

  • With it very quickly starting to become a cesspit, please do. Maybe then more Europeans would adopt Mastodon to get their Twitter fix.

30 comments