I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes....

It turns out it was the refrigerator all along...

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Wut?
- The clothes feel they have shrinked because OP gained weight
  
  You know, that makes sense, I anthropomorphized the fridge and had it literally shrinking clothing, maybe to keep the food, the glutton that the fridge is.
  
  Oh, I though they were drying their clothes behind the fridge and they started shrinking
I understood and liked the joke. It would flop in a standup set but get some chuckles if you dropped it in context at a social gathering. There is nothing wrong with the wording either despite what others are saying
"I thought the dryer was the machine responsible for my shrinking clothes"

Might be a clearer setup. Solid joke overall though
Wow, y'all didn't like this one.
- It has potential, but the language of the joke just doesn’t make sense to me.
  
  Using the wrong setting on a clothes dryer can cause certain fabrics to shrink. People that are gaining weight would often blame the dryer for shrinking their clothes rather than take some personal responsibility. Hence the joke is they thought it was the dryer shrinking their clothes but it was them overeating aka the refrigerator's fault.
- I think it needs more finger guns.
  
  (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ got ya fam
Sounds like a hilarious German joke that doesn't translate well

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