I like metal, rock, Glukhovsky’s books and shrek (I gave up writing about sci-fi and r&m to sound more normal)
I think "Glukhovsky" just sounds like a much, much more obscure way of saying "sci-fi." And I think Shrek kind of sounds... both like something everybody likes, and like a childish thing to focus on. Like, I like Shrek, but it is a children's movie series that came out in 2001, so how about...
I like metal, rock, sci-fi literature (I'm a big fan of Glukhovsky), and (something else, maybe something more abstract, like "ordering dessert" or "the sound my cat makes when I pet it" or "comfy sweaters" or "food that's just a little bit too spicy* or something).
then...
Looking for my next ex (joke)
... nope. I understand the joke. You do not want to make a joke that takes people to a negative place. Also, this particular joke is a cliche, so it's not even funny anymore.
Yes. An abstract question to start a conversation. Possible answers: "use a ladder or something"
abstract, like "ordering dessert" or "the >sound my cat makes when I pet it" or >"comfy sweaters" or "food that's just a little >bit too spicy* or something).
Pizza with pineapple, night drive, Singing in the shower, a bit too much sweetness (but I'm thin) poor comedy or something like that?
... nope. I understand the joke. You do not want to make a joke that takes people to a negative place. Also, this particular joke is a cliche, so it's not even funny anymore.