You know this really opened up a new world of possibilities for me. From now on I'm going to savor each and every morning shit without needless distractions like news, music, interesting videos, and definitely funny memes. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.
I vaguely remember a friend in middle school telling me about how The Weird Kid stuck his head under the stall wall and into my friend's stall while shitting was happening. I don't even remember what The Weird Kid allegedly said. Something like "HEY BEN WHATCHA DOIN?" probably. My friend panicked and kicked him in the face, and I don't think any adults were informed.
I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.
It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you're on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.