Captain Malcolm Reynolds of Starfleet- Real!

This was intentionally done in about 3 minutes with as little effort as possible.

"They say you should never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hi-larious."

So the same height as George Washington. I hear Malcom Reynolds also has like 50 god damn dicks.

I bet he'd be maquis though.

Not like a fighter, just a smuggler in the badlands, dodging Cardassian patrols and avoiding Federation weigh stations.