Device keeps brain alive, functioning separate from body
Researchers led by a team at UT Southwestern Medical Center have developed a device that can isolate blood flow to the brain, keeping the organ alive and functioning independent from the rest of the body for several hours.
"We managed to hook it up to a speech translator too, but all it would do was scream. So we unplugged it."
Totally not horrifying at an existential level.
ah, sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
Bring on the Futurama decapitated heads baby!
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I encourage everyone to keep knee jerk reactions at bay and RTFA. This could help us learn a lot about interactions between the brain and the rest of the body
Does RTFA stand for 'read the full article' or 'read the fucking article'?
Yes
nope. nope. no. no. christ no. please no. no. stop.
This happens to me when I smoke a lot. No biggie.
Why, you could be hooked up to this device right now. Yes, you.
Someone obviously pissed in my brain jar.
I'm over thirty. Beam me into the hive mind, Scotty, this body has seen its best days already.
