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pull out bonk bat
3 0 Replygets out the horny helmet
2 0 Replycommit Horizontal bonk
3 0 Replyturns the helmet sideways, covers face with helmets and duct tape
1 0 Replygo behind you and bonk you from behind
2 0 Replyturns out my face was actually facing backwards to trick my opponent, while wearing an anti-bonk mask
1 0 Replypoint-blank bonk shotgun you
2 0 ReplyI shove some objects inside the bonk shotgun the moment its fired (a flash drive containing 27tbs of furry porn) causing it to explode backwards out of sheer physical and emotional pressure
2 0 Replysmack you with the shotgun
2 0 Replyafter taking the hit with my anti-bonk helmets, I gather all my anti-bonk helmets to make an anti-bonk full-cover armor
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