Lets see Sisko's combadge
Why don't you cool it with the anti-Bajoran remarks
Oh, I forgot. Garak's dating someone from the FCA.
There is an idea of a Elim Garak; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am a tailor.
You know what would be weird?
Having Garak as your uncle and your mom sends you to him to spend every waking moment with him for a week.
It would either be one of several outcomes ... either he's the weirdest relative you have, the scariest person you ever met or one of the coolest people you'll ever know.
Oh hey, more Spice and Wolf fans!
