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  • My mother, who is lactose intolerant and offered something with dairy, usually says, "I won't regret it, but you will."

  • Last night at the grocery store I saw 2 for $1 small hass avocados and nearly fell over dead. I am now retired, independently wealthy, and bought 4 homes. 3 to live in and 1 to rent to the suckers who missed the deal.

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