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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone bobor hrongar @lemmy.world 12 mo. ago

mayo rule

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! Water is not wet ! Water makes things wet
- i bet your eyes are wet from all that seething
  
  My eyes are wet normally! Especially when wearing my contacts
- is sand sandy? of course. is salt salty? of course. is milk milky?
  
  Water is watery, but not wet. Milk isn't soaked in milk, it just IS milk
Dry off that water, show us dry water.
- Ok.
  
  I've seen enough Nile red to know what you mean.
- hmm, okay.
🇺🇦 = perfection
the last one is best: the mayo is non existent
19 drams of watery mayonnaise
Why is it mayonnaise this time?
Wouldn't the mayo be on top of the water?
- idk I'm not a mayo physicist
  
  Sorry, I ask too much. Thank you for bringing your important findings to us anyway.
Doesn't mayo float?
But what about Particle Man?
- What's he like? It's not important
I just saw this. It was water and oil. Help.
This minions memes are coming back in unexpected ways

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