I saw it a year or two ago, and I don't remember if it was a meme or a real product (either way, I want one), but it was a Crossfield-class pizza cutter. Anyone know if that's real?
Edit: Nevermind, it is real. Had to lift my Amazon blockade, but they have it. I don't think it's officially licensed though :/
I'm also getting financially trashed this Christmas and can't, for the 5th year in a row, visit my family. They live on another continent , i feel fucking stranded. I'll be joining your fuck all givings, if you don't mind.