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4 DOLLARS!?!??!??!?!? HOW IN GODS NAME DOES A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA AND A CUP OF FIZZ COST 4 DOLLARS FIZZ IS SO CHEAP WHEN BOUGHT IN BULK AS SYRUP IT'S PRACTICALLY FREE SO YOU'RE PAYING NEARLY 4 DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND THAT THAT'S ABSURD THAT SHOULD COST LIKE A DOLLAR FIFTY TWO DOLLARS TOPS
- Not to worry for you see, the 'single slice of pizza' you mention is actually a Mega Slice, which is probably at least 3 times bigger than a regular slice.
  
  I can see the angle and that's only like 2 times the size of a normal slice and it also looks pretty short compared to the cup and I know american cups are huge but that's in height not width so comparing it to that that slice looks maybe slightly above average to me nowhere near $4 worth also I just noticed it's only a medium fizz so it can probably be compared to a large here yeah that pizzas nowhere near as big as you say
  
  Would go better with a mega pint tho
- It's at a gas station, everything is overpriced at gas stations.
- How do you buy it as syrup?
  
  Restaurant supply stores, online, etc. They're called "BiBs" or "Bags in Boxes". Usually $80-100 each. Obviously meant for restaurant use, I don't recommend buying it yourself you couldn't make that much soda before it goes bad. But one of those bad boys will make ~120 liters of soda.
  SodaStream has begun selling Pepsi syrups for home use. If they weren't an Israeli company I'd buy them.
  
  I actually don't know maybe look in a wholesalers if you have one of those near you that lets you shop without having a business reason you can also buy it in regular shops sometimes but then you'll only find brands like sodastream not actual coca cola and fanta and that though

Soda and pizza for breakfast, interesting
- Breakfast pizza is much more like a quiche than traditional pizza. It's just easier to eat without silverware. I personally wouldn't want soda with it, but considering how many people get a large soda in the morning and sip on it all day, getting breakfast and your day's soda in a combo, appeals to my Midwestern frugality.
  
  but considering how many people get a large soda in the morning and sip on it all day,
  I am European and this sentence broke something in my soul.
  
  There's a trick to breakfast pizza. I LOVE to make my own. Start the dough the night before. Fry the bacon the night before, save the grease in the pan. In the morning, cook some sausage and scramble the eggs. I like peppers and onions too, maybe tomatoes. I use white sauce, but it's a choice. I don't know how I'm not fat, but I LOVE fat women, so if any read this and want a good man, hmu 💙

Haben Sie ein…MEGA SLICE?
- Neee hamma net abba ich kann ihna a 3m Bratwoschd obieta!

I'm not european and I can't comprehend this. Yuck.
- It's a Midwesterner thing, you wouldn't understand.
  Though, I'm sure there are some midwesterners who don't like breakfast pizza, I personally like it though and so do most people I know.
  
  Start your day right 😋

Healthy meal...for a polar bear.
- Polar Bears drink Coke, not Pepsi.

No mind should have to comprehend this.
Leave it to the AI. Let it make four buck midwest pizza breakfast ads for itself to consume, and we can just observe from up here, on the other side of the vacuum-sealed, anti-UV, bulletproof glass hatch.
- HELP ME I HATE IT HERE

nor should they.

Well I have to admit that I'm a little intimidated, and I ain't even European.

Casey's Pizza is actually bomb though
- The only reason I miss the midwest.
  I wake up some mornings craving a slice of this pizza, but god help you if you go for lunch when they are running some god awful pizza and don't label it.
  Sure, you thought it looked like sausage, but instead you get bacon cheeseburger on a ketchup mustard sauce with pickles hidden under a pound of cheese, hope you don't have sensory issues!

I'm assuming we're referencing the absurd price of it? I wouldn't be caught dead paying that much for a slice of pizza and a drink.
- Where do you live that this would be cheaper? 🤔
  
  I live in Wales, lil' country next to England.
  For some extra context — there is a little family run café down the road from me, that will give you a full English Breakfast for very close to that price.
- No the unhealthiness

I comprehend it enough to say that is not a good breakfast.

No breakfast pizzas in Europe huh? That's a bummer...

This is "I wanna die in my 30's breakfast".

What can't they comprehend? A cheap, high calorie breakfast is on-par with our reputation.
What I can't comprehend is a breakfast pizza. It's not really any different than a breakfast burrito except that it is messier. Just go for the burrito.
- Casey's Breakfast pizza is well known for its gravy sauce though, which is peak America and not something found in burritos
  
  I have a Casey's up the road and I've only had their breakfast pizza once, it was amazing. Their beer is 2-3x everyone else's price which is why I never go there tho.
- Cheap? That’s fine dining here in the Midwest. Bah a donut is like a Buck fifty
- Breakfast pizza is fucking awesome. Try it.
- The soda for breakfast is what bothers me more. Dumping that on your poor empty stomach in the morning is abuse.
  The acid in colas is strong enough that the Highway Patrol often carries 2-liters of it in their cruiser trunks to wash blood off the highway with.

I sure hope the pizza is cold. Leftover pizza is the best.
- No, it's hot, with either a milk gravy, or breakfast cheese sauce (think nacho cheese without the sharpness), bacon or breakfast sausage with a bunch of cheese.
  I'm assuming the chain that the advert is for is a gas station called Casey's which is known in the midwestern United States for it's pizza and other hot food items.
  Link to the breakfast pizzas in question
  
  I miss Casey's barbeque beef pizza so much. Both them and pizza hut stopped selling it around the same time and nobody else does it.
  
  Yup, you can see the Casey's logo in yhe background on the pump. I wasn't ever impressed with thier pizza though.

I can understand this is you're a Brooks ass student and just need to survive. Any other way, wtf drinks half a liter of soda before even brushing their teeth.... Tf