a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...
the was a great character in the novel gornenghast that had incredibly crack-y knees. He wanted to sneak up on and kill a guy, so he winds up wrapping his knees in pillows. so.. you've got options is all I'm saying