Father. I hunger

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Maybe reach for an orange instead of cheese then?
- What do you mean? Cheese is orange.
  
  That's gotta be some sour-ass cheese if you're gonna use it to help scurvy.
Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.
Skyrim-eating. Just taking whole wheels of cheese and melons out of the fridge and biting chunks off of them.