House Expels George Santos From Congress

My god. This deliciously tasty excerpt:

In various campaign biographies, a résumé and interviews, Mr. Santos said he graduated from Baruch College in New York City, where he was a volleyball star on a championship team. He boasted of working at Citigroup and Goldman Sachs and amassing personal wealth. He claimed to be descended from Holocaust refugees; that his mother was in the World Trade Center during the Sept. 11 attacks; and that he lost four employees in the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando.

None of those claims were true.

Jesus, after all the shit that has been uncovered about this fucker, 114 voted "No" to throw him out?

Investigate those 114 motherfuckers.

I can't believe that they treated the first Congolese-American female PHD/Astronaut this way. Did she cure polio for nothing? You can't do enough for some people.

This dude was a straight russian psy-op right? He seemed purpose built to test weaknesses in our congress while making us look ridiculous. Like he was trying to get caught lying as outrageously and as proveable as possible.

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Now convict him of his crimes so he doesn’t have any of the other perks of Congress.

You can't just kick a Galactic Emperor out of Congress, WTF?

So there's finally a line: "you must be this shit to get fired". I expect a lot of people toeing up to it.

We live in historic times. Sixth congressman ejected. First speaker voted out. I wonder what happened around all the other historic times?

Which two Democrats voted against expulsion and which two voted Present?

And he went home and masturbated and the world went on like nothing happened.

Seriously wtf, is this the actual end?

Goodbye to Rep. Evil Pee Wee Herman. He was often hilarious, but he had to go. 

He needs jail time for his theft and fraud.

So just like any other government job, it was porn at work that does a person in.

Poor guy, he’s never going to have good work references.

Or did they... apparently the NY Times source was a Mr. George Santos...

The comment sections are killing me 😭

It's about time!

About fucking time. I'm shocked some Republicans still support the rule of law being used against their own.

Go shit your pants, fuck face.

They did it. Those crazy bastards actually did it.

But did they also expel Anthony Devolder? No, well, he'll take his place on the floor on Monday then, just after he finds his Groucho Marx glasses.

Thoughts and prayers

Glad he is finally gone.