Melting Snowflakes!

I get this is satire, but how the fuck do you even cook a steak that bad. Is it boiled?

Ben Shapiro likes his steak like he likes his wife's pussy: completely fucking dry

That's not well done, that's congratulations.

I'm only mad about what he did to that steak

MFer figured out how to turn beef into pork

I'm just upset they a cow had to die to make a steak that bad. They could have used a cardboard box and saved a cow.

So this 'alpha' thought he could own some libs by steaming a steak?

An animal died for that. At least do a good job cooking the damn thing lol

I'm wondering if that's a butter knife, or the steak was so hard it wore the knife down

*Ruined a steak

Did he boil the damn thing?!

Somehow managed to make it look like a slice of pie.

If this is not satire, i hope that potential Chud ate that entire fucking thing

Damn. Well, enjoy your disconcertingly pale steak. Try not to get mad cow disease.

Honestly, why do these assholes regard acts of self-endangerment as "owning the libs?" "I'm gonna run outside without a mask, get COVID, and die a miserable death! That'll show those commies a thing or three!" Yes, I'm very "triggered" by your easily preventable deaths. Please don't kill yourself with your own stupidity. I couldn't go on without your fourth grade insults and desperate, performative machismo. Stop. Please. Oh no.

There is a nonzero chance that we're looking at a piece of wood

In a gas stovetop I make a beautiful pan-seared, oven cooked steak. And I’m liberal.

This steak has nothing to do with what it was prepared on, just the moron who ruined good food.

Like I do not know how to cook

But I can assure you I would not be able to fuck up a meal like this if I tried

Someone should publish a study that self castration is harmful and should maybe be phased out.

Bro

As someone who eats steaks Blue Rare

What the fuck is this?

I think my cat eats better meat than that.

The only people who think gas stoves are superior are the ones who never tried an induction stove

That looks like an overcooked pork chop.
And it looks disgusting.
I pity the fool that has to eat that.

When you don't realize the meat thermometer is set to Celsius

Yeah, they’re fuming, they’re fuming about how the fuckwit ruined whatever that shit on the plate could’ve been.

Nah it's the benzene and carbon monoxide that are fuming.

Are we sure this wasn't carved from somebody's arse? Because it looks like arse.

Damn, that person needs to learn to properly cook a steak.

Okay, I think this marvelous.

That steak is actually amazing.

I mean, we’re looking at the cure for world hunger.

I know a real greasy dude who can cook a better $2 steak with a fuck ton of lemon pepper.

The real issue here is that you own a gas stove and use it. Gas stoves have been known to be bad for your health, and indoor air quality for a long time now, and we've bought the propaganda fed to us by stove manufacturers about how good they are, ignoring all the health implications of using them.

Why does it look like Trump's sentient hairpiece

The better term for these ones is "meatflake"

Not woke, go broke

Cannot unsee pie

This is stupid. Everyone uses gas stoves. On the other hand rhough...

It turns out that the gas stove industry has been lying for years about the safety of their products, and that gas stoves actually fill your house with poison, such as benzene gas.

Liberals and conservatives have been using them for years, raising their kids around then. It is only the libs though, in California, who actually have spine and brain enough to do something about it, or at least make the industry stop selling them.

I bet he used his own gas to flavor it

No we're opening the fume hood cuz you burned the bottom of that shit

Fuming? Gas Stove? Get it?

That cow was killed twice.

Please tell me that’s tuna and not beef. If that’s beef then you sit are a liberal because that shit is way overdone

I'm Bernie Sanders left and wish I had a gas stove and could buy more steak.

Walked through a room... . Then slowly dragged through a bubbling pot of piss for 1976sec. Then beat-off-over for six rounds by well hung studs (for flavor and commitment) then shat through a bald eagle with a hawk skawk. Served on an olive tree plank with sturgeon caviar... And wrapped in a kevlar and leaded jacket?

Fuck you wondering about? It's American breakfast!