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It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
I will accept no other possibility.
This would be the day that I die. And it comes out with some serious force like Katy Perry getting absolutely blasted to the floor? But the person who opens it is some old mayor or something. My entire life would have a point.
Then it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.
This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
On their feet, specifically.
But... You Can't Do That On Television.
*edited to add link
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