You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.
I mean, how could it not be? Her picture is right there and everything. Who doesn't use real pictures of themselves on the internet?
Incidentally my surgeon still hasn't been able to do anything about that dread growing out of my left eye. I'm thinking about dying it blue, get a whole 'river of tears' vibe going.