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- Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, claims officials 'took my bags without consent'abcnews.go.com Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, claims officials 'took my bags without consent'
The rapper appeared to be in custody after an Instagram Live video showed her discussing the arrest with an Amsterdam police officer.
Cue the "Violation of muh rights"
- Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’www.hindustantimes.com Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’
Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’
>Elon Musk admitted to using two secret alternate accounts on his social media platform X (formerly Twitter) in a deposition for a lawsuit against the billionaire. He said that he used some accounts on the social media site outside of his main public account when he was asked to clarify if he used an account on X that had been linked to him by several users on social media. Some users posted a screenshot of his X interface last year in which the additional account appeared to be visible.
- "I reject sexual labels by assigning one to myself that means I hate labels"
I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.
- Montana Army National Guard apologizes following recruitment poster outragewww.ktvq.com Montana Army National Guard apologizes following recruitment poster outrage
A Montana Army National Guard recruitment poster is gaining major attention, but not for good reason. German World War II soldiers were mistakenly added in, sparking outrage online.
>Above is the recruitment poster that’s getting so much attention. Command Sgt. Major Keith DeBoo is pictured, holding a photo of his veteran grandfather Louis DeBoo. But German WWII soldiers were mistakenly added in the background around DeBoo.
- Bungling burglar caught hanging upside down from windowframe by his shoelaceswww.mirror.co.uk Bungling burglar caught hanging upside down from windowframe by his shoelaces
Boozed up Lee Kenneth Moore, 41, was heard "moaning and groaning" by the startled couple inside who found the intruder hanging like a bat from their living-room window
>A clueless burglar was found dangling upside down from his shoelaces after getting stuck on a window frame while trying to break into a flat. > >A court heard that Lee Kenneth Moore, 41, was discovered "moaning and groaning" by the couple living in the flat. The startled homeowner asked Moore what he was doing, to which the upside-down intruder replied: "I don't know where I am." Prosecutor Leila Taleb explained that Moore had used recycling bins to climb up to the small open window of the York city centre flat. > >However, as he tried to squeeze through the window, his laces got caught in the frame and his foot became trapped in the window lock. Judge Simon Hickey described it as "one of the most inept burglaries that has appeared before me for quite some time" and sentenced Moore to two years and four months in prison.
- Idiotic spammers trying to extort me, claiming they hacked my webcam and got video of me jerking off, so I have to pay them on bitcoin.
Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.
- Genius Carjacked Lyft Driver After Arranging Ride In His Own Name97x.com Genius Carjacked Lyft Driver After Arranging Ride In His Own Name
A Lyft driver who was completing a drive for a customer in North Miami got carjacked in front of a community center, and not only did the surveillance video capture the incident and the suspect, but police had one other major hint to go on.
>... > >Luckily, aside from the surveillance footage of the incident, police also had another tip to go off of - the suspect's name and phone number. > >The driver gave police the information of the passenger, and police issued a subpoena to Lyft. Police said they “received the records showing the phone number and account used belongs to the defendant.”
- Police to compensate officer after mistaking her husband for an abused childwww.theage.com.au Police to compensate officer after mistaking her husband for an abused child
Victoria Police has been ordered to pay $85,000 to a policewoman falsely arrested over the sexual abuse of a child, after detectives mistook her ex-husband, 32, for a 10-year-old boy in an intimate selfie of the couple.
>A policewoman who was arrested over false suspicions of child sex abuse will receive compensation after detectives mistook her 32-year-old former husband for a 10-year-old boy in an intimate photo of the couple. > >The County Court of Victoria has ordered Victoria Police to pay $85,000 for arresting and detaining the officer, whose ex-husband was under investigation for child sex abuse allegations. > >Professional standards command detectives held the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, for almost five hours on February 4, 2019 after a separate investigation into her then husband, who was eventually convicted of child sex abuse.