Meet Matt: The cat that's a bat with a hat and a bat on a mat in a flat

Cool that it knows the difference between the two "bat" concepts.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller.

I wish to pat Matt!

"Matt the cat, who's also a bat with a hat, sat on a mat with a bat in a flat about which a fat user named Pat with a fresh tat (who just shat) now has a chat."

-Pat

Meanwhile my own name...