Step one: instead of "Ass," say "Buns"
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole"
Step two: instead of "Shit," say "Poo"
As in "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold"
Step three: with bitch, drop the 'T'
'Cause "Bich" is Latin for generosity!
Step four: don't say "Fuck" anymore
'Cause "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word, "M'kay!"