My wife "sucks"

Same

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

Nah, that's a membership only business.

My! Man?

The answer is no. No, we are not.

Oh, bleh. Always steered clear of that place, the name and overall vibe is wack

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