196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Peachy [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 yr. ago

All hail our [Rule]r

[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]

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This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)
What if I dont have an IKEA
- travel to IKEA
What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?
- Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj
We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea
Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3
- I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(
  
  I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?
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