Rap names

I love how the comments boil down to:

• Young [completely ordinary item], and
• Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

Young Pocket Sand

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

Young Chapstick

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

Young social anxiety

Young D20

Young picture of my wife

Young Herpes

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

Young Aspergers

Young existential dread.

Young asthma inhaler

Young Empty Wallet

Young Imposter Syndrome

Young Penis

wait.

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

Permanently Deleted

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

Young crippling depression

Young Lactose Intolerance

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

Young Depression

Young Keys

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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

Young Childhood-Trauma

Young Mitochondria

Young cuts

Young Athsma Inhaler

Young Wallet

Young crippling anxiety in the house!

Young snus

young chode in the cut

Young Kleenex

Young hand sanitizer.

Young Ennui

Young Droopy Eyelid

Young Scrotum

Young Keychron K7 pro

Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.

There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots

Wait wait

Young Prostate

Young Diabetes!

Young flatulence

Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!

Young Huawei

wait

Young Xiaomi

I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’

Young dreadlocks

Young Flask

Young Shame

All these are terrible

Young Lower Back Pain

Young Glasses

Young Childhood Trauma count?

Young Skidmark

Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally

Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur

Young Aches

Lil big schlong

Young Deviated Septum

Young cellphone

Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?

Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)

Young Heart

Young Eczema

Young nervous tic

Run Shoes.

Young Muffin-Top

Yung-Heuristics in da house!

Young Huawei or Young Diary but I prefer Young Diary XD

Young Depression

Young Golfer's Elbow

Young pants

young french phone

Young Water Bottle

Young Stash Canister

(using this one)

Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun

Young Suicidal Throughts

Young Charger.

Lets see here:

Young Villain

Young Trouble

Young Wisdom

Young Flo

Young Jung

Young Thrilla

I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.

I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...