You: cringe, weak willed, vulnerable to advertising; Me: based, cool, protected from memetic spores by the most powerful mystic phrase on earth

Youtube Ad, off key, arrhythmic gibberish: hamborber yeah, corn syrup, stale buns, bib macs give me the yums! McDordles!"

You, mouth watering: "mmm, borber"

Me, screaming at the top of my lungs until the baleful cognitohazard is driven off: "DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA"