It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
203 0 ReplyThe closest america will ever get to having working public transport.
141 0 ReplyNGL, I'd ride this thing to work every day.
30 0 ReplyGetting to work!?!? That's a whole ass luxury cruise! XDXD
7 0 ReplyYou pay for the fuel.
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This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
108 0 ReplyDon't worry, next year's model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year's!
41 0 ReplyNeeds more child killing devices
18 0 Reply2 hours? You're funny, this is what they drive to go to the McDonald's 2 blocks away
Source: I am 'Murican
9 0 ReplyWith those babies on the road, 2 hours are for waiting in perpetual traffic-jams.
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Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
90 0 Replyl o g i s t i c s
61 0 ReplyWhat did canada do to deserve that?
18 0 ReplyNice laptop sticker
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You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
14 0 ReplyAnd the caterpillar road making machine that has to chop down the trees, burn them up, till, compress, mix ash with tar and gravel and level the road as it paves the way. The animals found obviously get turned into delicious burgers. Or so I've been would been told if and when that becomes a real thing one day soon.
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My American mind can't even comprehend it. It's like a fuckin' cruise ship, but on a truck.
70 0 ReplySounds a lot like you're comprehending it already
43 0 ReplyAnd there's a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
28 0 ReplyCruise truck!
22 0 ReplyI, as an American, never thought I'd see something that trumps my truck-boat-truck.
Brings a tear to my eye.
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It is public transportation but you can move your car.
Imagine if you wanted to go 7 hours away and have your car when you got there. You won't have to pay for a Rental Car or deal with that shit of 'We took your reservation but we don't have any cars". You also don't have to drive yourself.
I would use it. If it was reasonably priced.
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52 0 ReplyMay I ask where this is from?
17 0 ReplySeason 3 of Phineas and Ferb. The episode is Road Trip.
35 0 ReplyHowl's Moving RV
29 0 ReplyMore seriously, I believe it’s from an episode of Phineas and Ferb.
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The flags are pointing the wrong way. I'm having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
38 0 ReplyIt’s AI gen
33 0 ReplyYep
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I've you've ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense
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I really want to know the AI prompt used to make this :p
37 0 Reply🤣
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This would crack open any asphalt instantly.
35 0 ReplyImplying there's enough solid, well maintained asphalt anywhere to crack.
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Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.
34 0 ReplyWhat good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?
14 0 ReplyFor roadtrip snacks, duh
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Just put it on a train instead and they'll be fine with it
33 0 Reply39 0 ReplyThat train looks seriously awesome :p
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Nazi Germany actually considered a 3 or 4 m gauge railway (this is the distance between the tracks; the train would be about double that). In comparison, the broadest tracks actually in use are 1.676 m wide. The plan was cancelled following WW2.
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This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad
33 0 ReplyIt's a Texas thing. You wouldn't understand.
29 0 ReplyMy mind doesn't need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.
26 0 ReplyAm European, can confirm. Well, my mind CAN comprehend this monstrosity, but it REALLY doesn't want to, so I'm not gonna force it 🤷
23 0 ReplyThe airplane is the chef's kiss, haha.
23 0 ReplyI'm struggling to comprehend it
19 0 ReplyIt's like an Imperial Star Destroyer, but with grossly unregulated capitalism.
19 0 ReplyThat is the BP Verizon Super Star Destroyer.
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What is this, a car carrier for ants?
19 0 ReplyI like the airport tower.
18 0 ReplyEvery day we get closer to Mortal Engines
16 0 ReplyI still too socialist. better make the cars have to drive around in pointless circles
14 0 ReplyNot pictured is the NASCAR track on the fifth level.
Pointless circles, solved!
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Don't give them any ideas
14 0 ReplyObviously fake. There aren't any fast food restaurants.
14 0 Replythere is a whataburger at the top, its legit hehe
9 0 ReplyOh you're right! For some reason that didn't look like the logo in my eyes
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But there is clearly Buc-e's
5 0 ReplyUh... You don't need anything other than that Buc-ees.
4 0 ReplyWhataburger is the only fast food Texas needs and it front and center at the top.
2 0 ReplyDenny's?
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I'm also really impressed with that tailwind.
13 0 ReplyEuropeans: We designed this to be deployed during disasters and states of emergencies to keep capitalism going
10 0 ReplyIs the Phineas and Ferb's no-stop truck stop?
9 0 ReplySERIOUSLY NOBODY PULLED OUT THE RAT YET???
8 0 ReplyPerfect for driving across the US!!
8 0 ReplyLove the plane stuck to the aide of it. Also that the American flag isn't on top but something that probably exist or is just a glitch on the AI.
8 0 ReplyAlso that the American flag isn't on top but something that probably exist or is just a glitch on the AI.
It appears to be a Texas flag.
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He who controls the beaver nuggets controls the world.
6 0 ReplyI think Heinlein wrote a short story based on this concept
5 0 ReplyThere’s also a Phineas and Ferb episode about a thing like this!
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god bless the usa
4 0 ReplyI'm sure the Germans would go for this.
4 0 ReplyIsn't there a movie about this exact concept?
4 0 ReplyLooks like something out of a Dahir Insaat video.
2 0 ReplyIf Mortal Engines was set in northamerica
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I know! The things they did in Soviet were insane.
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1 0 ReplyTo be considered a authentic american nonsense thing, it must be fried and stuffed with a lot of cheddar
1 0 ReplyIs this real? Basically what a yacht would look like if it was on land lol.
1 0 Replyto have the seal of a "truly american bullshit" it must be fried and stuffed with a lot of cheddar
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