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“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
No, hear me out, it's cool: The more you eat, the more skilled you become at eating, until you can eat rotten and spoiled food - no problem.
Don’t you dare talk to me, my knife, hatchet, other knife, bow, revolver, other hatchet, or signal gun ever again, you hear me?
…oh maybe that’s why I can’t jump…
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